Say Simon, do you know why people have eyes at the front? It’s to see the vast...– Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (2007) (via alumina)
Fool! Don’t you see now that I could have poisoned you a hundred times had I...– Cleopatra (via ysabel)
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what...– John Mayer (via bjornstar)
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of...– P.J. O’Rourke (via affremblequotes)
I have been eating like a starving animal lately. And I don’t know why. Wait, I mean, I’ve been feeling like a starving animal. I’m eating HUGE portions. What is up with that??
Thank you Ross! By the way, it’s the first time I’ve ever received anything in the mail. Hehehe. :)
I'm a Puzzle
underthecarpet: Yes, I’m the sum of all those tiny individual pieces.
If you open, I will eat vegetables if I have to! I will say 20 words that start...– My 9-year-old sister, Samantha, waiting for the Hello Kitty game to load.
While driving to Tagaytay
Daddy: What if I marry someone your age?
Nikki: Well.... if you really, really, really love her...
Daddy: No, regardless of how I feel, how would you feel?
Nikki: Mmm... How would you feel if I married someone YOUR age?
Daddy: Well. I own a gun.
I thought we were kinda close, but all I get is a beso? Come on. You never even used to do that. It’s so weird and stiff. I know you are blinded by the light of the love of your life, or whatever, but still. And that was the lamest excuse. Goodbye.
My friend’s debut tonight and I just realized: I own no makeup. Well, that’s just fabulous. I can wear gel blush and Chapstick and no one will notice the difference. *frantically dials salon number*
Hoy walang ganyanan
mikeyllorin: In english, “hey no like that-ing!” Hahahaha.
The last few weeks I liked someone, enough to make me fluttery, but not enough to be serious. Funny how when you notice just how not perfect someone is, you get excited for the one who will be. Perfect, I mean. Of course, he’s going to probably drink milk out of the carton or not like raisins, but then again, he might love the same music and will let you paint the living room pink. I mean...
Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone...– I Wrote This For You (via ooba) (via thekachi) (via kishamarie)
I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you,...– Jonathan Safron Foer (via iamsolomon) (via fantasyaction) (via amandasthoughts) (via birdcalls) (via kinseyop) (via scout) (via jotterbook)
Tumbling from an internet cafe. On the bright side, I have a tan. (I’ll tell you what went on this week on my blogger. Hehe.)
tumblr is like the congregation of all boys i'd...
kari-shma: shegoesbam: sigh hahaha! yes.