Everything changes and nothing stays the same.
Monday: Girl, it’s Monday. Buy yourself coffee and a pastry.
Tuesday: Ew, Tuesday is so sad. Buy yourself coffee and a pastry.
Wednesday: YOU MADE IT HALFWAY THROUGH THE WEEK. BUY YOURSELF COFFEE AND A PASTRY.
Thursday: You should probably really not buy yourself coffee and a pastry for, like, one day out of the week. Eh, buy yourself coffee and a pastry.
Friday: FUCK YEAH DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TWO COFFEES TWO PASTRIES.
Saturday: I am poor.
Sunday: I am poor.
but what do i lose in the wake of you